I was walking in a cemetery recently, as you do (it had some impressive statues I wanted to check out), and I ran a pair of epitaphs that gave me pause:
I realize upon research that this is a reference to Ecclesiastes, but I was still wondering for a moment if I should go retrieve the gold & silver crests to access the basement lab.
(Respect and wishes for a peaceful rest free of further interruptions by doofuses to Lewis and Sarah.)