• 3 female Busters with inflatable Stay-Puft, later joined by Slimer
• Poison Ivy, Wonder Woman, Riddler, Catwoman
• fawn or maybe fox
• beautiful female grim reaper looking like Monica Bellucci from the Beetlejuice movie - only like 10 years old or so, but very solemn
• reaper with neon green mask & green glow-in-the-dark scythe
• a very thoughtful young female Legolas, albeit with lacking bow discipline, pointing at very in crowd. Then again, maybe some of them deserved it. She complimented my outfit very politely. She was the sister of the grim reaper, about the same age
• a crowd of middle-school boys w/ unremarkable costumes but who seemed to know and enthusiastically welcome everyone in town. "BILLY!" "Steve? STEVE!!" "RALPH! We love you! We know you from your signs!" (Ralph, I later discovered, was running for local public office and put no information on his signs other than a couple pictures of Corgis.) "It's Sonic and Knuckles." "Sonic & Knuckles!" "No, Sonic and--" "Sonic and TAILS!!" (It was indeed Sonic & Tails)
• Foxy from Five Nights at Freddie's, with Dad & Mom in Freddy & Bonnie masks (Dad was also wearing a button-down short sleeve with an allover FNaF print; mom just had matching sweatshirt)
• a very young garbage collector riding on a pulled wagon turned into waste disposal truck
• a speaker. Like, the audio equipment. I initially was confused and thought this was a turntable, which is in itself confusing. Seriously, though: buy your kid a proper costume
• family riding inflatable T-rexes in different colors, except for one riding an inflatable green brontosaurus
• Ariel bent backwards with bass drum larger than her, and taller then her when hoisted up
• a nice kid who looked like a Space Channel 5 character? She had her hair in neon red odangos and matching neon red heart face makeup, plus vaguely futuristic attire straight from that game
• a king, and while it was a very simple king - just a traditional gold crown and cape - the guy's beard and physique made him perfectly suited an Old King Cole type of king. Dude knew his lane
• a guy with this sleeveless, frayed canvas cape-robe garment over a red-and-blue worn-out band-design T-shirt with roses on it and a wooden staff. It was a supremely odd look for a wizard but worked on some level
• a woodland fairy in moss colors with pointed wings; looked really together and good
• a Stormtrooper, suitably short, with a white lightsaber, chased after by a Mom in an R2D2 dress; lots of lore mixing there
• Rey sitting on a rock overlooking the shore, looking very Star Wars pondering-the-call-to-adventure dual-sunset style (her hair and costume were excellent, BTW)
• an elderly couple in matching Deadpool outfits
• a giant red-and-white-striped box of popcorn, with the popcorn made using spray insulation
• Sam from Trick 'r Treat (this was like an 8-year-old)
• 7-year-old Mike Myers, knife dutifully in Tombstone pose
• Finn in Padawan robes - correcting canon, I see
• Iron Dad + little Spider-Man
• this was not a costume but a house decoration: giant silhouettes of a three-piece trio of aliens playing classical music. Are aliens considered Halloween-appropriate now? Another house in a nearby town had an inflatable cow mid-abduction on its lawn
• then again, this house also had tombstones in front that listed names of poisonous herbs ("Deadly Night Shade," "Hen Bane"), so who knows what was going on there
• one house had a skeleton chef serving cafe patrons with a "Bone Appetit" sign, though, so that was good
• also, one house had ivy growing up the pillars of its front porch, thickest around the center pillar, and by attaching giant cutout eyes to the central pillar and hands on the two pillars flanking, they made it look like a moss monster
• the best decorations, though, were these giant inflatable eldritch purple tentacles attached to one house's upper-story windows to make it look like they were coming out of them
• back to costumes: two little kids (twins?) in oversized safety vests, traffic cone mom, and...I guess safety inspector dad? (orange hornrims & suspenders with a button-down shirt plus slacks...but also, curiously, an orange knit cap)
• retro astronaut, complete with shiny silver suit & jetpack
• very tired & over it little lion, slumped to side in stroller, motionless & scowling straight ahead
• classic Mickey Mouse mom in leotard & shorts + daughter in frilly Minnie dress w/ accessories
• husband & wife garden gnomes
• female police officer in classic-style navy uniform w/ peaked cap & skirt (with a buttercup frill on the hem)
• another female cop in dress
• Gandalf pushing firefighter in stroller
• the puzzle pieces, again
• actually, this time, the puzzle pieces were accompanied by an undead bride who had repurposed an actual wedding dress, its train dragging through the street & collecting dead leaves. Which I suppose added to the effect, but it still seems a waste of what seemed to be a quite pretty wedding dress
• a sheet-over-the-head ghost except the sheet was black and had no eyeholes or any evident means of seeing
• very proper Hermione; her uniform was crisp & put-together, but she also had the carriage
• bored Jason in sweatshirt texting on phone
• a tweenager in a metallic robe and face paint, best described as an Insane Clown Posse laser wizard
• a friendly BotW Link w/ blue tunic and the good shield they sell
• fairy in multicolored pastel layered taffeta dress dotted w/ fairy lights, very pretty
• another fairy in color-coordinated dusty rose
• dad chef w/ ambulatory spaghetti made of very thick yarn
• mom & son private eyes in matching trenchcoats, hats, & glasses
• Barbie hot pink cowgirl + pastel pink cowgirl in dress
• potted plant: plastic pot cut in four pieces arranged around the hips, brown sweatshirt, fake leaves "growing" out of head
• inflatable Among Us impostor, knife also in Tombstone mode
• a man with no costume except a tall piece of yellow paper wrapped around his head like a pope crown, except it wasn't shaped like a pope crown, it was just a rectangular piece of yellow paper
• dad Woody, mom Mr. Potato Head, daughter Mrs. Potato Head, baby seahorse w/ blue metallic curled ribbon on pigtails
• Pablo Picasso or Leonardo Da Vinci (long white beard w/ bald head & beret)
• vampire panda
• Saruman, Gandalf, Legolas, Galadriel, woman w/ leaves stuck all over her, man w/ fake leaves stuck on head. Ents?
• a girl who looked very much like Veruca Salt - she had a beige dress, which is the wrong color, but very '70s hair and styling. Dead ringer on the face
• little kid tornado, made of wrapped, shaded white tulle + lights - this was cool
• woman in light bulb crown carrying stuffed brontosaurus (?)
• family of sheep
• homemade felt mushroom hat - very well done (and it lit up when I saw it later), but only one element of a costume
• Scarecrow + Tin Man + Cowardly Lion + Glinda + Wicked Witch; no Dorothy in sight
• Dad in horse mask & brown sweatshirt who insisted on "galloping" everywhere
• Ash Ketchum + fox; unclear if these costumes were supposed to be connected in a confused way
• little kid dressed as family dog in bandana, w/ family dog in bandana walking alongside
• guy in giant box of Total, except it wasn't mimicking the packaging of actual Total; it was just a big brown cardboard box with "Total" and a couple fake nutrition facts written on it in black Sharpie
• matching green & purple celestial witches
• pickle
• papier-mache monster truck + Lisa Frank jaguar
• hospital patient walking w/ IV and giant paper image of a can of Dr. Pepper pasted to his chest (???)
• a whole lot of deer this year, oddly
• a piece of bacon sandwiched by very small hamburger
• red, white, & blue lucha mask + nWo shirt (???)
• a fight between a giant inflatable red metallic balloon animal and a guy "riding" a giant inflatable rubber duck
• that girl from Demon Slayer, but without the bit in her mouth; I approve
• nothing but a very sleek hairstyle and elegant sleeveless black dress
• traditional angel costume, but with eyes drawn everywhere
• practically the same felt mushroom hat from before, this time at least paired with a light beige turtleneck for the stem
• another skirted cop
• excellent Mickey Mouse costume; it looked like a legit Disney World mascot

Add comment